Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

2007-10-15

when the medicine man comes, he comes in full force

and I'm finally taking that medicine
the ones you kept telling me to
thanks for pushing me that way
even though it took a few years

and tess, she's getting better
and so is her man
I guess they've been together
for quite a while now

I heard it was their anniversary
not too long ago
and that just got me thinking
when would it be ours?

but I guess that doesn't matter
'cause you're better off
and everybody's telling me
calling you dirty

I should be glad that you're OK
I know in some way I am
remember that time I rang,
maybe a year ago?

I was sure you'd gone off
I was sure...
I was on the train and
I thought it was you
we were stuck a few hours
so I hate to say it
I was late for a date.

2007-08-27

fucking gypsies

I'd like to piss in
that sweet anna lee's
pretty little mouth

then I'd tell the gov'nor
and any fucker who asks
my name and motivation

those dirty gypsies
that bitch anna lee
that stole my wife and children


I hate gypsies. Ever since that fortune teller ruined my love life. I was with this girl, who was with two guys. But the other relationship was dying, until she went and had her fortune told. The gypsy said "You're going to find a man with a white car and a beach-house", which funnily enough fit her other man. You figure out the rest. Fuckers.