fucking gypsies

I'd like to piss in
that sweet anna lee's
pretty little mouth

then I'd tell the gov'nor
and any fucker who asks
my name and motivation

those dirty gypsies
that bitch anna lee
that stole my wife and children


I hate gypsies. Ever since that fortune teller ruined my love life. I was with this girl, who was with two guys. But the other relationship was dying, until she went and had her fortune told. The gypsy said "You're going to find a man with a white car and a beach-house", which funnily enough fit her other man. You figure out the rest. Fuckers.

dirty maggie

this is a deathtron chevette song. this song is deathtron chevette at her finest.

when jesus saw the water
and he stepped on it so lightly
he met a blind man drowning
with whom he had a fling
(sexual healing!)

sexual healing. all the way down town. gotta get me some. when I'm next around.

the word that came to maggie
when she was on the street
she heard of a man not-kosher
whose loins were sugar sweet
(sugar sweet!)

sexual healing. all the way down town. gotta get me some. when I'm next around.

well maggie she's left handed
at night she couldn't sleep
she prayed the darkness to fall
on bethlehem, second street

sexual healing. all the way down town. gotta get me some. when I'm next around.

when jesus' spirit member
entered shyly the blind man
he begged him for to stay
but jesus just claimed his pay

sexual healing. all the way down town. gotta get me some. when I'm next around.

vegan plague

mad scientist creates plague
men now allergic to meat
vegans cheer!
the world is saved

cottage cheese whipped
the front of the boat
jettisonned in frenzy
but no-one even thought
what about the fish

IV the casein
deep seated emotional relief
whips off her tongue like
an underage pornstar
do you need it?

she sinks to the bottom
with the rest of them
my god.
they're all junkies